in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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