I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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