Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
it was like eating out sand paper
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You took a bar mat shot.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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