In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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