i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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