Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Mom said you looked used
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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