I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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