Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just found puke in my bra..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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