does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
