But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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