I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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