So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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