are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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