The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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