i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she peed on how many people?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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