i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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