Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she looked like the before picture.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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