I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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