Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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