im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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