Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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