So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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