Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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