Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
