The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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