Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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