You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm really busy with my period
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