im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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