At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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