did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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