Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

I just want to hang out with her.

(916): View more from California

You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??

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(404): View more from Georgia

Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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(847): View more from Illinois

For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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(513): View more from Ohio

Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.

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