If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
