marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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