I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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