hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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