can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
