I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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