How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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