neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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