All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
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