Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
this will be a night to untag.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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