We're like a lot better than the average bears
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Randomize
