Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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