maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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