it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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