Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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