Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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