I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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