I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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