I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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